March 2009
101 posts
Love It!
andrearosen:
ryanpurtill:
One of my favorite things to do is to introduce someone to Dip n’ Dots.
When people try Dip n’ Dots for the first time they look just like the movies where an alien or robot is posing as a human and tries food for the first time. They chew all funny but are simultaneously delighted.
Whenever I introduce someone to Dip n’ Dots I like to preface it with, “This is...
Click here to search for Girl Scout Cookies on... →
Returns a number of things that aren’t Samoas or Thin Mints. UPDATE: Amazon has cleaned up their results.
If not, who are you?
INTRODUCING FLML
flovemylife:
I’ve popped out three kids and I’m still sexy. FLML.
Fucking Love My Life.
Submit your smug, pompous achievements today!
MiFi can now be directly accessed at michael.fivis.net. (Fivis.net still brings you here.)
Fresh From 4chan
/b/ currently has a stickied thread, apparently for its epic nature, featuring a chain of quality meme participation mimicking the Joker’s lines in The Dark Knight. I got a decent number of laughs out of it and because many are horrendous and 4chan links are not permanent here are some:
My father…was a baker…and a fiend. And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual,...
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Microsoft Asks Comedians To Talk About The History... →
It’s too bad the product isn’t exciting.
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wwjzd:
unicornzzzzz:
Mind: fucking blown
via Alex
Are You Popular? (1958)
“And here is Ginny. She thinks having dates with many boys is the key to popularity.”
From a newly updated collection of recovered 16mm films seemingly created to invite ridicule in the future for their dated perspectives.
http://www.avgeeks.com/our-films-online/
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Arrested Development
Car Dealer: Or something like this? We have, like, 400 of these.
Michael: I-I... I don’t need anything too popular.
Car Dealer: Oh, they’re not too popular. We have 400 of them.